I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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