More tranny stories later!
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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