party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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