I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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