You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Randomize
