SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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