whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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