I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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