Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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