chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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I need you to use more vowels.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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