i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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