You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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