garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I didn't notice because vodka
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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