New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
They should really pass out barf bags in church
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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