you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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