I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Gay?
German.
Pity.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dicks are not precious.
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