I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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