I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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