We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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