Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i think my cat just said my name.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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