i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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