i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
