when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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