If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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