me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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