Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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