Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
