eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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