Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
