STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
