i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
How external is "for external use only"?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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