My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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