That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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