remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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