Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
