How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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