i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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