whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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