omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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