I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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