im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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