Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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