I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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