My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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