Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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