I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Randomize
