I wanna bring you to show and tell
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
