omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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