It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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