just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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