I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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