fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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